Wow, it's 2009 - first post for the new year. Max and I and number of our closest friends saw the old year out at our house. We missed a few pals who had to be elsewhere (hi, Candy and MC!), but otherwise, it was a lovely, champagne-y evening with bondage, naked people, needles, and people getting pantsed. Of course, we had a lot of really gorgeously-gowned women and sharply-attired men, in addition to the naked people. I myself find the contras...

Meet Nina Star from Texas. Yes, it's a cliche but it's worth repeating. They grow them big in Texas. Nina is the proof. She's an assistant in a financial services company but her real heart is in modeling. With her gigantic breasts, Nina realized that she should contact us. That was a generous decision, obviously. Girls like Nina are the reason we're here. She likes to wear tight clothes, the tighter the top and bottom, the better. Th...

Image by Richard Kadrey / Kaos Beauty Klinik, who shot this image of me from last night’s party. Happy New Year! Here is Scott Beale’s post about last night’s party (more on that when I can cut a swath through the giddy wreckage that is my kitchen), and here’s my very first column of 2009 — Future Sex: 2009 - Violet Blue predicts how we will (and won’t) get off in 2009. Read it and enjoy! I loved researching an...

I love dressing up in nice lingerie. I had on these thigh high socks with white heels and a butterfly silk and matching pantie set and Mmmm did it look nice! I played on my bed for a bit before taking off each peice very slowly… I do like to tease you first then please you… you can only close your eyes and imagine what happens next. Luv Lori xoxo

The hundred pictures in this gallery say everything we need to know about America toward the end of the first decade of the 21st century, or at least they say a lot about its nipples. I took 3000 pictures of nude pornstresses and nude pornstresses-adjacent this year, which is nothing compared to people who do it well. From conventions to porn sets to photo shoots at disreputable hotels, Porn Valley came to America. At no point during the crea...

Angela Baron, who is probably somewhere in Germany (her birth country), turns 46 today. She was one of the first things I noticed about porn. She was blonde, glamorous, and had enormous hair, and since I was young and callow, I thought that those qualities (not to mention her fingernails, which were like beautifully maintained talons) were among the unmistakable marks of class. I have grown since then. I have found out that real lesbians never ...

Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year winner, April McKenzie, personally introduces her XL Girls video, asking you if you can guess what's different about her. As a hint, she says that she's two breast-cup sizes larger. Since she's huge-chested to start, that's a considerable increase! Whoa, mamma! Yes, April is knocked-up. Seven months, to be exact. "That's the best part," April says with a smile. Your friendly editors have known April sin...

A look back at the year that was... January We made our way to AVN... we laughed, we cried, we watched the Abby Winters girls make out. Shay Laren bowled... in the nude! British schoolchildren were somehow corrupted by seeing their teacher in a sexy ad. Basshunter featured a former pornstar in his video... and was inspired to make some porn of his own. February Oh god, no—shield your eyes, it's the Gene Simmons sex tape. Lindsay Lohan got n...

How does someone become a pornstar? Well, first you have to start hanging around the sets of pornos—and then you'll be the star of one in no time! Don't believe us? Take a look at Kelly: she's tired of working hard for pornstars all day, and not getting to share in the, um, glory. But good things come to those who wait, right? Good things and orgasms, we should say. · On the set they share a shower (redtube.com)

Another year, another chance to round up our very favorite babes and order them into one convenient, bite-sized list. Earning a place as one of the Crush Objects of the Year is an honor like no other, guaranteeing eternal career success and a lifetime of happiness (or at least ten minutes of joy and a year's worth of bragging rights). Who was fortunate enough to make the list this year? Read on to find out. 10. Baby Sinead What's the quickest way...

Happy day - it's a new podcast! (Finally, right? I know.)First, Monk does a crazy 30-second riff on what a porn movie would sound like - on radio. (You'll just have to listen to it.) And then we address a letter from a reader who asks "Since monogamy is not an option, how do you make your primary partner feel special in a polyamorous relationship?" Monk and I have some thoughts about that, so listen and enjoy! About sixteen minutes.

Planning on heading to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo? Well, good news: not only will you get to meet your favorite stars—you'll also have the chance to strut your stuff and win fabulous prizes! Straight from the desk of the AEE press staff: For the first time ever at the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, fans will take center stage and display their "hottest" features and appendages, showing off their skills for the crowds at AEE....

What can you do with a suction-cup dildo? Oh, lots of things (all of them indecent). You can turn your table into a fucktable, your door into a fuckdoor, your shower wall into a fuckshowerwall... Basically, whatever you can suction the cup to, you can fuck. But would you want to? That was the question that lingered in my mind as I examined the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6. I've always been skeptical of suction cup dildos. Frankly, they seem like a bit ...