Image “Carrie - One Blip Before Her Sleepy Face is Lickety Split From The Cake, You Bet The Cat Will Land With a Fliff But Fuck No For The Perfume or Steak” by Merkley??? This week’s SF Chron column is not called “Naked In My Sink For Merkley???” as it says on the front page of SF Gate right now (it’s cool — love ya, guys!), but is actually called There’s Something About Merkley??? Local underground...

I got a few orders from my sweetstore.net for some cleavage and I decided to dirty them up for the two guys! I ended up playing with my beaver making my it exercise and wet and cumming in them while some of them were stuffed inside my hole just soaking up my sweet nectar… I came really good and pulled them out and smelled them and yes my scent stays on them and I put it in a ziplock bag and mailed them off to them. I got emails when they g...

There's a lot of sex worker stuff in the news lately, isn't there?So yes, I've been reading about the busts at the tanning salon/brothels on Aurora Ave. I have some sympathy for the female manager who got arrested, seeing as how I once managed a "sensual touch" business myself. And just because you read something in the paper doesn't make it true. However, if she and the owner really were running women in and out of other states, through three di...

This video opens with some dude sitting in Joclyn Stone's kitchen, getting served breakfast (or something). The guy eats like a slob, he drops crumbs all over the place, but somehow, that turns Joclyn on. Hey, what can we say? EVERYTHING turns Joclyn on. Of course, the big question is, "What's this guy doing here in the first place?" Apparently, he's a friend of Joclyn's son, which reminds us of one of our cardinal rules: NEVER LEAVE ...

Does Kelli have what it takes to make it in Hollywood? She does if there's a cock involved. That's because Kelli knows how to make a guy hard with her flat chest, wet pussy and tight ass. During her "audition", she giggles while she spreads her legs and shows off her pussy. But what really wins him over are her dick-sucking skills. Find out just what an oral pro Kelli is and how she discovered handless masturbation. See More of K...

"I work at a bar on weeknights and weekends and part of our uniform is that we have to wear heels and hose. It's definitely more for fashion than for function. Most of the guys that come in love how our legs look in our short skirts, and so we make lots of money in tips. I don't mind the outfit but you can imagine that standing and running back and forth in heels takes a toll on my calves and feet. At quitting time, I'm in pain. My ma...

"My boyfriend was after me for months to pose for NN," said Missy Mae. "He says the guys will really get off on my titties, seeing as how I'm kinda short and my big areolae will make a lot of guys hot, too. My titties sure work on my guy. He loves to fondle them and suck my nipples till he gets me real hot and begging for sex. Then he loves it when I ride on his cock so he can suck my nipples some more. That improves my orgasms a lot....

Alexis Silver remembered how SCORE found her in the UK, in this month's interview. "Well, it was about five years ago, I think, so I would've been 23. I was lap dancing at the time, and the guys were like, 'Oh, you should do Page 3,' which in the UK is the tabloid newspapers, and on the third page they have pictures of topless girls. So I contacted a studio in Leeds and said, 'I want to do some glamour modeling.' As it turned out, I ...

A German brothel has come up with an interesting advertising plan (and economic stimulus package!): men who get the brothel's name tattooed on their arm will get free entry into the establishment for the rest of their life (as well as discounts on certain services, like lap dances). So, uh, what would it take to get you guys to tattoo the Fleshbot logo on your arms? (telegraph.co.uk)

Here, we get to see one of our favorite things: a super-busty chick trying on bras. Karina Hart is always looking for bras to stuff her HH-cup tits into, and she's usually not successful. "I like pretty bras, but they are hard to find," she said. "I only own two bras right now, a white one and a black one. The stores don't sell bras in my size. When I do find some in my size, they have a bad cut and don't look good. So I didn't buy a ...

After all that fucking last week, I made sure I got some good rest this weekend! I had to! It was a workout. So you can imagine my surprise when I went into the studio again today and found out I had another day with two XXX scenes! Wow. I'm really in for a lot of treats this week! Today I had a new guy named Enzo, he was pretty good, but the day really took off when I had my second scene with J-Mac! He is the best fuck ever. I was cu...

"Girls who shave their pubes off are just following a stupid fad that started with strippers, I think," said Lucy. "Guys in strip clubs want to be able to see the pussies properly in the dim lighting, so the girls go bare to show their assets easier. I don't follow trends. I do what I like and if others don't like it, then screw them. I date biker-type guys and rough boys?like construction workers. They do it for me and I'll certainly...

Welcome, Jessica. Guys must love your big tits. "What guy doesn't love big boobs? I developed early so my tits have been getting a lot of attention for a while now. Sometimes I think the guys I fuck don't even know what my face looks like! But who needs a face when you've got a rack like this? My boobs are really sensitive and I get super turned on when a guy rubs them and sucks on my nipples. I'd say they're my best feature and I l...