Normally we'd tease you with an intro here, but not this time. You're going to have to just go on blind faith that what you are about to receive is something truly extraordinary. That wasn't so hard now, was it? We apologize for the suspense—we just wanted to set the mood for your own deviant sexual adventure, just the way the director would want it. In order to do that, though, we'll have to take you all the way back to the beginning, to ...

Have you been scratching your head, wondering which of the web's finest altporn sites are the best? Well, you're in luck: Lazerbunny has assembled a list of the web's top ten altporn sites. Now, we're not going to pretend that this list is in anyway definitive. First of all, it's based on Alexa rankings, which should always be taken with a very large grain of salt; secondly, it's not clear what, exactly, was used to determine a website's altness ...

Chris Rolie drops the latest installment in his award winning cream pie series, "All Internal 9," today—in all its silky goodness. And naturally we've got your sneak peak. Why? Because we rule, duh! Loona Luxx, Kyra Black, Jasmin, Milka Manson, Pamela Ann, Antynia La Rouge, and Cherry Jul take on the "cruel cock mafia," then moisturize their insides thoroughly with piping hot protein injections directly deposited into their freshly fucked o...

Back in college, we lived in a house with a pool table—one which, we might add, had to be frequently repaired on account of all the drunken, amorous encounters that took place atop it.s it was to wait for the repairman to show up while we were jonesing for a serious game of stripes and solids, we're starting to think that maybe we were actually kinda lucky. After all, we didn't have to live with these two. With them around, we wouldn't jus...

Il y avait longtemps que je n'avais pas discuté avec un Maître. Ah, il m'en reste bien quelques-uns dans mon msn mais nous discutons simplement, amicalement, sans échange de pouvoir. Celui-là m'a contacté récemment sur un site de rencontre. Je lui ai donné une chance de se rendre jusqu'à mn msn parce qu'il est assez mignon et habite tout près. J'ai eu envie de m'amuser un peu ... Mais là, je m'amuse plus que prévu ! Le jeune homme a tenté de m'i...

A look back at the week that was... · First we met Hitomi Tanaka. Then we met her hardcore videos. · It's hard out there for a rockstar pimp. · Well, what do you know: Vulcans have green semen. · What happens to a woman who plays porno Palin? She gets to fuck porno Obama. · Brains and beauty? Say no more. · Goodbye, 2008. We had a time.

Look, we're not going to lie to you, okay? We like big butts, and, well, that's pretty much how it is. And you know what else? We especially like seeing big butts in action. And, of course, by "in action" we mean "on video tape, attached to a girl who's having sex." Is there anyone else out there who maybe shares our butt fetish? Cause if you are out there, we're happy to report that we've collected a lovely group of clips that should put a nice ...

Team Fleshbot said goodbye to 2008 by drinking hot spiced cider and cursing the chill that took over New York for the evening. But how did our favorite pornstars ring in the New Year? Unfortunately, we couldn't follow them around all evening—but the magic of Twitter allowed us to virtually stalk them from the comfort of our own home! Andy San Dimas ate some toast. Sinnamon Love turned 35. Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya did nothing, whil...

newVideoPlayer("/hitomitanaka.flv", 506, 423,"");Yesterday we told you that we were going to be on the hunt for some of Hitomi Tanaka's hardcore work—silly us, we should have known that you, the people, would be us to the chase. Many thanks to J. for pointing us in the direction of this brief but delicious clip. We know we'll be paying much closer attention to HItomi in the future. · Hitomi Tanaka - Action (dl.phazeporn.com)

With all the talk of what former GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin did for Tina Fey's career, it's easy to overlook the other career she helped resurrect—that of super busty MILF porn star Lisa Ann. It can't be easy, weathering the kinds of comments this particular type of attention invites on such a national level. For heaven's sake, our own grandmothers (who only watch Oprah) have asked about her. To her credit, the doe-eyed dar...

newVideoPlayer("/vulcancumshot_fleshbot.flv", 506, 423,""); Yesterday, our friends at io9 decided to take a long, hard look at the history of Star Trek porn (there's a lot!). But there was one clip too hardcore for their tastes. Thankfully, we have no such qualms about the hardcore (and, more specifically, about jizz). And so it is that we present the following clip from "The Man Eater," which reveals a shocking truth: Vulcans have green semen. ...

Cette garce est une amatrice de bite insatiable. Elle rencontre deux mecs sympa en boîte et leur propose un trio de sexe hardcore. Les deux mecs n’en reviennent pas de tomber sur une salope de cette catégorie. A peine arrivés chez elle qu’ils sont déjà en train de lui foutre des doigts dans la chatte et le cul. L’un des deux lui ravage les trous avec ses doigts pendant que l’autre profite de sa bouche pour se faire sucer ...

You may not have ever heard of the Spyders, but we're certain that you've heard of Tera Patrick. Well, one day soon, her husband may be the one hogging the spotlight. Last we heard from Mr. Tera Patrick (also known as Biohazard frontman Evan Seinfeld), he was showing real promise with his alter ego—Spyder Jones—as he literally fucked his way through a pile of plush porn star pussy, with his wife nowhere in sight, for his latest web ve...