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Don't we all just love to get our hands on beautiful, pink, delicate things and then ravage them until all vestige of their innocence is lost? Haven't we all fantasized about those girls who will uncomplainingly throw their legs behind their heads and smile daintily while they wait for the gift of your bludgeoning manhood? So what do you get when you put pretty pink pussies together with delicate diminutive dancers? Why, an exponentiation of that...

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Did the Amy Fisher sex tape leave you wanting more? Well, good news: through the magic of pay-per-view cable, you can have more. Probably much, much more than you'd ever want. For all you Amyphiles (we know you're out there), next Monday marks the debut of "Amy Fisher: Totally Nude And Exposed," which hopefully involves Amy getting literally naked, and not just baring her soul or something (sorry, we hate false advertising). And if even that's no...

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These days, nude beaches are anything but sexy—but it wasn't always like that. And if Hedonism II has any say in the matter, it won't be that way for long. (blackbookmag.com, thumbnail)

Zhang Ziyi may have been too modest to go nude in "The Banquet", but modesty didn't stop her from getting topless (and frisky!) on the beach with boyfriend Aviv Nevo. Now, we would think that beachside rimming would not be the best idea (because, you know, sand), but maybe Zhang's time in the trenches (and in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"!) taught her some special ninja sex secrets. In which case, we so want to find out what they are. (Serious...

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Have you been scratching your head, wondering which of the web's finest altporn sites are the best? Well, you're in luck: Lazerbunny has assembled a list of the web's top ten altporn sites. Now, we're not going to pretend that this list is in anyway definitive. First of all, it's based on Alexa rankings, which should always be taken with a very large grain of salt; secondly, it's not clear what, exactly, was used to determine a website's altness ...