How often have you wished you could carry your favorite pornstar around in your pocket all day long—only to realize she's just way too big? Thank heavens for Fleshlight Girls—aka Fleshlights with openings in the shape of your favorite pornstars' parts. Granted, a Fleshlight's probably a bit too big for your pocket—but it's certainly more portable than the real Tera Patrick. Also makes for great wall art!

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Internet giant Google China issues formal apology for being too slow, in the Chinese government's estimation, to remove all links to porn sites from its search engine. The crackdown on websites that are "threatening morals by spreading pornography and vulgarity" continues in China, targeting sites like Baidu, Google and Sina.com. TV reports actually showed government officials hauling digital equipment from offices. We're glad we live in the good...

Mere hours into her Vegas sojourn (and half a day before the AEE kickoff), your fearless leader encountered her very first pornstar. Standing in line for hotel check-in, she noticed a familiar looking blonde. "Are you... Bree Olson?" No. "Ashlynn Brooke?" Second time's a charm. Thankfully, I was not the only one to make this mistake. While on the floor the next morning, a colleague told me that Bree Olson was on the floor—when a quick sojo...

That goofy Danny is at it again, hosting the kinds of kinky love orgies you always fantasized about while watching the show. Buckle up for a blast from the past porno style! Director Will Ryder is to the porn parody what Alexander Graham Bell is to the telephone — whether he invented them or not, he's going down in history as the man who did. Having knocked it out of the park with his Britney Spears and J-Lo spoofs, he followed up with the ...

Good news, everybody! Famed Japanese male masturbation toy the Tenga Cup is now stateside—and comes in both disposable and reusable forms. Watch out, Fleshlight! (And yes, we will be getting one for, ahem, review.)

Now that we know that the ideal breast size is 34C, Japan has just in time come up with an amazingly easy solution for those less well-rounded. Continuing its tradition of bringing us things that are simultaneously cute, strange and sexy, Japan is now offering the F-Cup Cookie, which, when eaten (obviously), should assist members of the itty bitty titty committee look more like the feted Elizabeth Hurley or ScarJo. (blogs.villagevoice.com)

AEE 2009 kicked off with Stormy Daniels cutting the ribbon at the door. Or would have, at least, if the scissors had worked. Instead, we got Stormy ripping the ribbon. As long as it's broken, right? · Adult Entertainment Expo (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

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Having just spent Christmas vacation being mobbed by mother, aunts, friends' mothers, and assorted mature women, all we can say is we wish we'd grown up in Paytton Leigh's neighborhood. If we had, we'd be over at her house right now, enthusiastically wishing her a happy, hearty and vigorous 42nd birthday, secure in the knowledge that her children would be back at school and not likely to walk in on us. Although the chances are good that if she ...

There's not really anything weird or funny about this video, it's just that seeing a girl get fucked in the ass totally does it for us. We're sure you'll agree.i>really want to know is how Naomi thought she was getting herself ready for that huge cock with that itty bitty buttplug. The look on her face while she's getting rammed tells us she's probably wondering the same thing. · Hot ass Naomi picked up and assfucked on the job! (pornhub...

While some believe taking ecstasy and going to rave parties is an awesome way to get laid, science has proven otherwise. nce has proven what your mothers have been telling you all along: Drugs Are Bad. Researchers at the University of Bari, in Italy, completed a study showing that MDMA impaired rats' ability to copulate, though loud music stimulated the rats to get it on. Despite the stimulating effect of the bumping techno, the deleterious effec...

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