newVideoPlayer("/fakevagina.flv", 506, 423,"");Going to a costume party? Don't forget your fake body parts! They're the perfect accessory for any outfit, especially when they're parts that are of a more private nature. Just remember: fake body parts may be all fun and games when they're part of a costume, but real body parts are far better for the, uh, intended purpose. Sure, that fake vagina looks great (and oh so tempting)—but we think yo...

Complete and unedited text of a recent email...SUBJECT: ok I'm new at thisI love my wife but she refuses to dominate me in any way, shape or form. My secret desire to to have a woman with a strap-on to, well, fu(k me in the ass. I would wear panties while this happened. any help?Yes, clearly you are a beginner, dear man, or you would not have written such a letter to me. You want to be dominated? Good. Prepare to get spanked.This letter is ...

This movie dutifully answers the question "How many nurses take it up the ass?" But my question for you, Dear Readers, is "Must we go through that forward ass to get to the remaining five?" Actually that isn't my question, but I do like the idea of what Brahe called "the portal ass." No, my question has to do with the admirable specificity of the title, an autistoid need to make clear that there are six of them, this is how they're dressed, and t...

The irrepressible and utterly gorgeous KumiMonster, tonight’s co-hostess. Like last New Year’s (laughingsquid.com) I’m having a private party — if I didn’t get you on the list, or you’re too far away you can still spend it with me, and with us. This year was rough for almost everyone. We won, we lost, we survived, we touched one another, we grew and we got hope that we needed oh so badly. Thank you for finding ...

Monk and I were sitting in the hot tub at Banya5 last night, talking about someone we know who lately started a business selling BDSM gear. It isn't someone either of us know very well, so we can't say if they will succeed in this or not. We certainly wish them good luck. But privately, we tend to be a tad skeptical. It's simply that, over the years, we've both seen a lot of people start kink-related businesses? And then, in a fairly short am...

Hey, Casey. Nice shirt. Do you always dress that freaky? "Sometimes I do when I'm going out to a bar or a club. I know I'm hot so I get a lot of looks when I dress in slut gear. And I?do like the attention. Any girl who tells you she doesn't is either lying or ugly. When I wear this shirt, I?can see guys undressing me with their eyes and it turns me on. I undress them with my eyes, too. I look at their chest and waist to see if they'r...

Nights are long and days are short here in the Northern hemisphere, which is bad for working on a tan but great for gettin' busy. Read on for some sizzling nighttime adventures with AlwaysArousedGirl. With so little sunlight, we may as well make use of all that darkness and get up to some undercover naughtiness. The bloggers in this week's round-up do. These naughty nighttime lovers generate their own mid-winter heat. Who needs the sun when there...

Junto a Private, la empresa danesa Color Climax fue la primera productora porno que public? material en color (revista climax color y Rodox) y una de las pioneras en la producci?n de pel?culas hardcore en 8 mm. Si hay un nombre en el porno que represente el porno en la d?cada de los 70, ?ste es sin ninguna duda, Climax. Anna Marek, Tove Jensen, Tiffany Towers, John Holmes y ya en los 80, un jovenc?simo Rocco Siffredi, son algunos de los nombre...

We don't know exactly where "Dirty Santa" was filmed, but we want to go there and spend our Christmas vacation lolling about on chaises lounges with Private vixens unwrapping our presents. Private's Christmas special features all manner of holiday festivities, every single one of which looks ordeurs des magnitudes more appealing than spending the holidays fending off ancient aunts and boozy uncles, unwrapping socks and braving the highways in Y...

Junto a Private, la empresa danesa Color Climax fue la primera productora porno que publicó material en color (revista climax color y Rodox) y una de las pioneras en la producción de películas hardcore en 8 mm. Si hay un nombre en el porno que represente el porno en la década de los 70, éste es sin ninguna duda, Climax. Anna Marek, Tove Jensen, Tiffany Towers, John Holmes y ya en los 80, un jovencísimo Rocco Siffredi, son algunos de los nombre...

Back when I was young and callow and did not know that sometimes women engaged medical professionals to alter their bodies for our pleasure, I caught a glimpse of Hawaiian beauty Kascha and was nearly stricken insensible by her glory. Even after a well-meaning (read: cruel) friend told me the truth about those astonishingly perfect breasts, I forgave her for fooling me because she was so damn beautiful (she was my first blonde Asian girl, too)....

You know that feeling when your fingers accidentally brush against someone you're way into? The little zing of electricity that makes your heart, brain and, um, other parts go "Whoa?" Yeah, we thought so. Of all the senses, the sense of touch is most likely to make people orgasm. (Okay, we pulled that out of our ass, but we're willing to bet it's true!) This week we've amassed some of the blogosphere's best takes on touch. These are the posts tha...

Fun Stuff To Do This Weekend!There's some good sexy stuff happening around town this weekend. First, on Saturday, it's PLAYDAY! What's that, you ask? Playday is a once-a-year event at Seattle's historic 1st Ave peep show, the Lusty Lady.What is a peep show? Is it like a strip club? No, it's a place where one stands in private booths and feed coins into a slot to watch sexy nude girls dance through a glass window. Remember that Madonna video, "Op...