That goofy Danny is at it again, hosting the kinds of kinky love orgies you always fantasized about while watching the show. Buckle up for a blast from the past porno style! Director Will Ryder is to the porn parody what Alexander Graham Bell is to the telephone — whether he invented them or not, he's going down in history as the man who did. Having knocked it out of the park with his Britney Spears and J-Lo spoofs, he followed up with the ...

Now that we know that the ideal breast size is 34C, Japan has just in time come up with an amazingly easy solution for those less well-rounded. Continuing its tradition of bringing us things that are simultaneously cute, strange and sexy, Japan is now offering the F-Cup Cookie, which, when eaten (obviously), should assist members of the itty bitty titty committee look more like the feted Elizabeth Hurley or ScarJo. (blogs.villagevoice.com)

* Fight Club Porn: Violet Blue goes a round in the ring with the star of groundbreaking film, “Champion: Love Hurts” (San Francisco Chronicle; sfgate.com) * Syd was sekritly in my bed with her hot luv Jiz and KumiMonster, NYE — namaste, motherfuckers. * See also — exclusive (very) explicit gallery: “Champion”. In one of my earliest Open Source Sex columns, I introduced you to local, queer, women-run porn compa...

Image of Sasha from this Kink on Demand “First Time Bound” gallery; watch sample videos from this shoot here. They just got started and it’s all linky goodness: check out Behind Kink’s fresh and virginal Twitter account (and also check out Behind Kink’s website — and the SF Chronicle feature I did on Behind Kink a while back).

A look back at the year that was... January We made our way to AVN... we laughed, we cried, we watched the Abby Winters girls make out. Shay Laren bowled... in the nude! British schoolchildren were somehow corrupted by seeing their teacher in a sexy ad. Basshunter featured a former pornstar in his video... and was inspired to make some porn of his own. February Oh god, no—shield your eyes, it's the Gene Simmons sex tape. Lindsay Lohan got n...

Hey, Daja. Let's just be straight forward. How much do you like cock? "Oh, I love it! I think about it all the time. I need it. Sometimes my panties will get all wet in the middle of the day ?cause I'm dreaming about a big, fat cock in my mouth or twat. Then I?have to rush to the bathroom so I can finger my hole. It's the only thing that will calm me down! If I don't get off I?get cranky. I?can't help that I'm so horny all day." So...

Planning on heading to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo? Well, good news: not only will you get to meet your favorite stars—you'll also have the chance to strut your stuff and win fabulous prizes! Straight from the desk of the AEE press staff: For the first time ever at the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, fans will take center stage and display their "hottest" features and appendages, showing off their skills for the crowds at AEE....

Image from this gallery. A little while back I posted about and offered up samples from the gay porn company that’s been making some pretty hot straight porn — in this week’s boyflesh-fest, there’s a bit of that, some solo action, and at least one or two bi (male) treats. I combed through the pileup in my inbox and picked my favorites for you. Start with this gallery boy in natural light. Next, four videos of a cute brunet...

What do you get when you combine a handful of Crush Objects, sweet seventies style, and a black man with a degree in kicking your ass? Why, "Black Dynamite," a blaxploitation revival premiering at Sundance. Between Justine Joli, Charmane Star, Charlotte Stokely, Stacey Adams, and Erika Vution, there's already five great reasons to go see this movie—but in case that's not enough to convince you, we'll throw in the trailer and a short intervi...

Image from Christian Petersen’s beautiful and strange Nudes gallery. About a week ago, brilliant and deviously creative photographer Christian Petersen relaunched his website. We naturally want to go straight to his Nudes gallery, and it does not disappoint; I highly suggest you also peruse his strangely erotic non-nude work — like the extreme fetish depicted in his Projects: House of Gord portfolio. Look for what I’m calling th...

Photo of Sexiest Geek Couple 2009 Jessy Cowan-Sharp and Robbie Schingler by rocketqueen. Researched and culled all year, then boiled down with nominations and my own personal invention: the trademarked, nerdlust-powered, drink-dispensing, algorithmic GILF-O-Tron 9000 — it’s the Top Ten Sexy Geeks of 2009. To say that I got more nominations than I could handle would be an understatement — and yes, some people even tried to stuff ...

Image by fetishmamma for Smile-and-cry.ru fetish atelier. There’s not much for me to add, other than to point you toward the fabulous post Porn For Women Retrospective 2008, where the woman who runs the porn-for-women site For the Girls gives the most complete, incredible, fantastic wrapup of everything related to women as porn consumers that occurred in 2008. And the funny part to me was reading Oprah’s claim about female dollars spe...