That goofy Danny is at it again, hosting the kinds of kinky love orgies you always fantasized about while watching the show. Buckle up for a blast from the past porno style! Director Will Ryder is to the porn parody what Alexander Graham Bell is to the telephone — whether he invented them or not, he's going down in history as the man who did. Having knocked it out of the park with his Britney Spears and J-Lo spoofs, he followed up with the ...

* Fight Club Porn: Violet Blue goes a round in the ring with the star of groundbreaking film, “Champion: Love Hurts” (San Francisco Chronicle; sfgate.com) * Syd was sekritly in my bed with her hot luv Jiz and KumiMonster, NYE — namaste, motherfuckers. * See also — exclusive (very) explicit gallery: “Champion”. In one of my earliest Open Source Sex columns, I introduced you to local, queer, women-run porn compa...

Normally we'd tease you with an intro here, but not this time. You're going to have to just go on blind faith that what you are about to receive is something truly extraordinary. That wasn't so hard now, was it? We apologize for the suspense—we just wanted to set the mood for your own deviant sexual adventure, just the way the director would want it. In order to do that, though, we'll have to take you all the way back to the beginning, to ...

If you've been crushing on "Champion" star Syd Blakovich as hard as we have, you'll be pleased to know that she's launched her very own website! And that's not all! We've also learned that the pornstar/MMA fighter/artist will be in Vegas this week for the Adult Entertainment Expo, teaching porn aerobics with Madison Young. We are so there. · Syd Blakovich (sydblakovich.com)

Have you been scratching your head, wondering which of the web's finest altporn sites are the best? Well, you're in luck: Lazerbunny has assembled a list of the web's top ten altporn sites. Now, we're not going to pretend that this list is in anyway definitive. First of all, it's based on Alexa rankings, which should always be taken with a very large grain of salt; secondly, it's not clear what, exactly, was used to determine a website's altness ...

Enorme le travail d’un DJ Américain qui a remixé ses musiques ou clip video les plus diffusés ! Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain - Low Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love Alicia Keys - No One Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major - Lollipop timbaland Featuring OneRepublic - Apologize Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown - No Air Sara Bareilles - Love Song Usher Featuring Young Jeezy - [...]

Voici le TOP HIT 25 USA ! Les musiques ou clip video les plus diffusés ! Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain - Low Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love Alicia Keys - No One Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major - Lollipop timbaland Featuring OneRepublic - Apologize Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown - No Air Sara Bareilles - Love Song Usher Featuring Young Jeezy - [...]

Angela Baron, who is probably somewhere in Germany (her birth country), turns 46 today. She was one of the first things I noticed about porn. She was blonde, glamorous, and had enormous hair, and since I was young and callow, I thought that those qualities (not to mention her fingernails, which were like beautifully maintained talons) were among the unmistakable marks of class. I have grown since then. I have found out that real lesbians never ...

Brianna Wildman from Las Vegas has names for her tits. The left is Frisky and the right is Friendly. She has a tight, slim body that's in excellent shape with not a pound of fat on her. Wildman is the right name for her because this lady is a wild one. She's a porn star, a dance instructor and a singer. The last time she was in 40Something, Brianna was sucking and fucking a big-tool man. Brianna is delighted to have young studs at han...

"When I was younger, I had a piano instructor who loved legs and feet. I would always catch him staring at my legs and it really turned me on that I had this hold over him. I began to come to practice in sandals and in the middle of our lesson, I would remove my shoes and start to caress the piano pedals with my bare feet as I played. I knew he loved to watch that and his pants would strain to contain his massive hard-on. Soon I becam...

Tyler, in the April '08 issue you admitted to fucking your mom's boyfriend. How did that end? "Well, as you can see, we are still fucking. I feel kind of guilty 'cause he is my mom's boyfriend and all, but I just can't seem to give up the dick. And he is so good at eating pussy! I tried to cut it off before but I?just kept masturbating and thinking about his dick, so I figured, if I?want it that bad, why deprive myself?" We take it...

Another year, another chance to round up our very favorite babes and order them into one convenient, bite-sized list. Earning a place as one of the Crush Objects of the Year is an honor like no other, guaranteeing eternal career success and a lifetime of happiness (or at least ten minutes of joy and a year's worth of bragging rights). Who was fortunate enough to make the list this year? Read on to find out. 10. Baby Sinead What's the quickest way...

South America is a rich source of huge boobed, curvy, fleshy ladies. Not really Brazil, although we have found a few great ones there. It's Paraguay and Argentina that have been fertile plains. Jazmin comes our way from a regular correspondent with an eye for tits. Many girls reject his offers but happily Jazmin was not one of them. "Jazmin is absolutely gorgeous. I love everything about her and I hope you feature lots more of her," r...